The Holmes Family NewsletterVol. 1 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8; 9; 10 | Vol. 2 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8; 9; 10; 11; 12; 13; 14; 15 | Vol. 3 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8 |Vol. 4 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8 | Vol. 5 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8 | Vol. 6 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7 | Vol. 7 - 1 | Vol. 8 - 1 Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 1The Holmes Family Newsletter, Vol. 1, No. 1, Since 1989 May 25, 1989 [Editor's Note: This may be the only issue, so pay attention!] Announce... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 2The Holmes Family newsletter June 23, 1989 -, Vol. 1, No. 2 - Since 1989 [Editor's Note: This may be the last issue.] NEWS Jeannie's dog, Chance... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 3The Holmes Family Newsletter, Vol. 1 No. 3, July, 1989 [Editor's Note: Due to profanity, nudity, and the mature theme of this issue, parental discr... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 4The Holmes Family Newsletter, Vol. 1, No. 4, August 1, 1989 Largest Tri-Weekly Newsletter Circulation in the West! Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 5The Holmes Family Newsletter, Vol. 1, No. 5, September 5, 1989 Jeannie breaks elbow Placed on Disabled List Lathrop - While attempting... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 6The Holmes Family Newsletter, Vol. 1, No. 6a, September 17, 1989 Everyone seems to be on a diet these days. Lucy and Jeannie are tryi... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 7The Holmes Family Newsletter, Vol. 1, No. 7, October 5, 1989 [Let's face it, these things are going to just keep coming.] Steve arrested... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 8The Holmes Family Newsletter , Vol. 1, No. 8, October 23, 1989 earthquake! Where were you when it hit? Don was just leaving his office on the 15th floor in downtown San Francisco when the whole building started to shake. "I survived," said Don. "But it definitely wasn't fun. It was t... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 9The Holmes Family Newsletter A Newsletter With A Mission In Life! Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 1 No 10newspaper.gifThe Holmes Family Newsletter, Vol. 1, No. 10 - Worldwide Circulation - December 6, 1989 Newsletter sold! The Holmes Family... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 1HARD COPY, Vol. 2, No. 1 Predictions f... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 2Bullseye, Vol. 2, No. 2, January 26, 1990 [formerly known as Hard Copy; before that, The Holmes Family Newsletter] Denise expecting! Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 3Billy Club, Vol. 2, No. 3, February 8, 1990 Diane now a doctor Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 4Billy Club News That Hits You Over The Head ... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 5Big News & Other Stuff, Vol. 2, No. 5 Mike to return early Mike has had a c... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 6the NEWS, Vol. 2, No. 6, April 16, 1990
WORLD NEWS Mike is back from Germany and looking very Europea... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 7the NEWS, Vol. 2, No. 7, May 1, 1990
Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 8The Holmes Family Newsletter, Vol. 2, No. 8 [Editor's Note: This is the big one! The big enchi... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 9WORLD NEWS "Award-Winning Journalism" Dad kills rattler! Special to... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 10Things You Need To Know, Vol. 2, No. 10, July 16, 1990 "Pioneer Portuguese" now available World famous Portuguese historian Lionel Ho... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 11the NEWSLETTER, Vol. 2, No. 11, August 13, 1990 Doug makes pilgrimage Doug, aka "Sluggo", made a pilgrima... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 12The Newsletter, Vol. 2 No. 12, September 17, 1990"Your Only News Source" It's a girl!! We asked Denise if she could hurry up and have the baby because we wanted to put out this issue. And, sure enough, she had the baby two weeks early! Wasn't that nice? The bouncing baby girl... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 13Hometown NewsVol. 2, No. 13, October 20, 1990
Bill graduates! After seven months, Bill has finally completed his computer programmi... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 14The Daily Gargoyle, Vol. 2, No. 14, November 16, 1990 [Editor's note: For those of you who actually believed, or hoped, that there would... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 2 No 15NEWS, ETC., Vol. 2, No. 15, December 18, 1990 "Christmas Issue" Lucy to Host Christmas Lucy will be having Christmas at her house t... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 3 No 1news Newsletter editor murdered! The editor of this newsletter was a... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 3 No 2the NEWSLETTER, Vol. 3, No. 2 It's a girl... and a boy and a girl and a boy... Chance, a dog, has given birth to... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 3 No 3and April 26, 1991 Doug returns from Hungary On March 21, Doug left Sacrament... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 3 No 4the Evening Star Post-Tribune Dispatch (we couldn't decide on a name), Vol. 3, No. 4, June 4, 1991 Bikers ride to Yosemite On Mother's Day, John, Jeannie, Don and Diane (collectively known as "Hell... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 3 No 5NEWS, Vol. 3, No. 5, July 6, 1991 Northern California's leading newsletter since 1989 Record heat melts... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 3 No 6The Leaky Faucet"Irritating, yet soothing. Obnoxious, yet hypnotic" Sapphire dispute settled out of court Steve... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 3 No 7The Leaky Faucet, Vol. 3, No. 7, October 14, 1991 Mike lands great job! Michael has been named Executive Producer of Cal State Stanislaus' new bi-we... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 3 No 8The Leaky Faucet, Vol. 3, No. 8, December 10, 1991 Steve & Denise host Thanksgiving Turkey was served and everybody ate it. What else is there to say? Ok... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 4 No 1The Leaky Faucet, Vol. 4, No. 1, January 4, 1992 "Everything you've ever wanted to know about anything." Diane has sur... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 4 No 2The Leaky Faucet, Vol. 4, No. 2, February 13, 1992
Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 4 No 3The Leaky Faucet, Vol. 4, No. 3, March 18, 1992 "More of the same, basically." Doug elected president With this nati... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 4 No 4The Squeaky Sprocket Riots in L.A., earthq... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 4 No 5The Broken Record, Vol. 4, No. 5, June 25, 1992 "Predictable, irritating. Really, no redeeming qualities whatsoever." L.A. riots: T... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 4 No 6The Barking Dog earthquakes, earthquakes! ... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 4 No 7The Belching Frog, Vol. 4, No. 7, September 16, 1992 "Thomas should like this name." Doug returns again On August... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 4 No 8The Leaping Lizard, Vol. 4, No. 8, October 20, 1992 EDITOR'S NOTE ... After Grandma's recent birthday party (see article below), this newsletter was... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 5 No 1The Stupid Kangaroo, Vol. 5, No. 1, February 1, 1993 Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 5 No 2The Sacred Cow
Dad sucked from plane! Well, almost. And it was 41 years ago. [Hey, nobody can accuse us of being accurate or cu... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 5 No 3A Face in the Crowd
Eleanor Gets License After taking the DMV driving test every year since the age of 16, Eleanor has finally passed and been given her drivers license! "It just goes to show that perseverance pays off," said Eleanor. Bill Moves... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 5 No 4Not Just Another Newsletter MONDAY, JULY 19, 1993CIRCULATION: From 8 to 15 (depending on our mood and how many stamps we have)... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 5 No 5rabblerouser
Bill moving to Nashville Bill is moving to Nashville, Tennessee to pursue his boyhood dream of being a country singing star! Oh wait, that's Do... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 5 No 6Hoot and a HollerVol. 5, No. 6, September 28, 1993 - Nashville edition Brouns family buys property LAT... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 5 No 7The Rotten Apple Mike Rolls Car! LIVINGSTON, CA - Remember... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 5 No 8The Happy Hairball (something we keep coughing up) Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 6 No 1Itchy Trigger Finger We're sure you've heard all about it on the news, but we just wanted to mention it in case you've just recently emerged from a cave.... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 6 No 2Falling Down a Manhole (can be quite painful and should be avoided)Vol. 6, No. 2, March 1, 1994 Michael moves!M... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 6 No 3The Obtuse Moose Jeannie finds dog Jeannie and John have a ranch in Tracy, California. To help pay the bills, they board a few horses. One of those horses, a fat old gray Arabian mare, had been particularly irritable recently. She would swish her tale in agitation whenever someone tried to saddle her, for instance, and was just being "bitchy," in general. Like a lot of fat old gray mares. "Maybe she... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 6 No 4Fish Stories Best when lightly buttered, with just a pinch of lemon. June 28, 1994 title="Tiffany" name="TiffanyTiffany wins awards Tiffany and her horse, Rocky, of Tracy, CA, competed in a local horse show a couple of months ago. [See how... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 6 No 5behind-the-8-bal.gifBehind the Eight Ball Who is that behind the eight ball, anyway? Jeannie Breaks Hand Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 6 No 6Coyote BreathVol. 6 No. 6, October 26, 1994 Don rides to Denver In August, Don rode his motorcycle from Nashville to Denver. He wouldn't say wh... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 6 No 7Yee-Haw The only newsletter we do! Belinda Has Puppies! Another one of Lucy's dogs has gone and had a litter of pups.... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 7 No 1The Wandering Eye, Vol. 7 No. 1, March 19, 1995 [We're back! Sorry it took so long between issues, but the entire staff was frozen solid in... read more Holmes Family Newsletter Vol 8 No 1Once in a Blue MoonVol. 8 No. 1, February 1997 A lot has happened since our last newsletter, so let's just jump right in with the "news"... Mike and Evelyn get marrie... read more Vol. 1 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8; 9; 10 | Vol. 2 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8; 9; 10; 11; 12; 13; 14; 15 | Vol. 3 - 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7; 8 |
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