Holmes Family Newsletter

Holmes Family Newsletter vol 2 no 13

by Bill- 1998-08-09

Hometown News

Vol. 2, No. 13, October 20, 1990
[Editor's Note: This is most definitely the last issue.]

Bill graduates!

After seven months, Bill has finally completed his computer programming course! The school, MTI Business College (a school Bill recommends, though not for computer programming) had a graduation ceremony and everything; complete with caps and gowns (a wonderful evening gown, great for any formal occasion).
Now maybe Bill will get a real job. Maybe.

Doug starts show

Doug has already begun his Christmas season art show. This year it's in Lancaster, which is north of Los Angeles, south of Bakersfield, west of Las Vegas and east of Ventura. And this time he's got a new product, personalized mugs. They're reportedly selling like hotcakes. So, place your orders early!

Don buys motorcycle

Yeah, another one. Now he has three — one for touring, one for daily commuting, and one with training wheels for Diane.
Speaking of threesomes, Diane and Don also have three cats — one for show (Bart), one for protection (Conan), and one with training wheels (DOS).


  • Halloween Oct. 31
  • Bill Nov. 1
  • Election Day Nov. 6
  • Diane Nov. 8?
  • Thomas Nov. 15?
  • Thanksgiving Nov. 22

    [Editor's Note: The following article is solely the opinion of its author. This newsletter accepts no responsibility for its content or any consequences therefrom, thereby or therewith.]